tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8772491888812684500.post1081145175736751289..comments2024-03-21T14:35:09.854+08:00Comments on Singapore Notes: Quotable QuotesTattlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11037010707866164010noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8772491888812684500.post-56590767181900899682012-11-21T18:01:19.875+08:002012-11-21T18:01:19.875+08:00http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Lee_Hsien_Loong
I th...http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Lee_Hsien_Loong<br /><br />I think the following from PM Lee can share the cake: <br /><br />"Instead of spending my time thinking what is the right policy for Singapore, I'm going to spend all my time thinking what's the right way to fix them, to buy my supporters votes, how can I solve this week's problem and forget about next year's challenges?"<br /><br />"You put out a funny podcast, you talk about bak chor mee. I will say mee siam mai hum..." <br />Very similar in rhythm and tempo to this ditty from Alice In Wonderland, a fairy tale : The time has come, the walrus said, to speak of many things. Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings.<br />Quite the poet or rapper is our PM. About fairy tales...<br /><br />The Kingdom of Lanfang is fast becoming Animal Farm. This menagerie has talking hens and horses, jumping cows, flying pigs, one-eyed dragons, deaf frogs, daft dogs, meek sheeples, under-age chickens, pigeon holes-in-the-sky, kangaroo ...., and hordes of aliens. LOL.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8772491888812684500.post-17947478616745638432012-11-20T21:21:07.102+08:002012-11-20T21:21:07.102+08:00Unoriginal, but deserves a clap and evokes a heart...Unoriginal, but deserves a clap and evokes a hearty laugh!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8772491888812684500.post-48701413104833296962012-11-20T19:06:16.334+08:002012-11-20T19:06:16.334+08:00PAP-MIW Joke: Harry Goes To Hell
-----------------...PAP-MIW Joke: Harry Goes To Hell<br />----------------------------------<br />Well, one day, Harry Lee found out he wasn't immortal, because he died and went straight to Hell.<br />He was met by his old friend, the Devil, who reminded him of his pact. Harry tried to argue, but the Devil had much better legal skills and unfortunately the part in the contract about selling one's soul in order to rule a country was air-tight and binding.<br /><br />So the Devil made Harry a concession. "Well I have to put you through Eternal Torment, but since you're an old friend and someone after my own heart, I'll allow you your choice of punishment. Come see what your political rivals are going through."<br /><br />He took him to the first cell, where Chee Soon Juan was starving away, chained up, just inches away from a sumptuous banquet.<br />"That'll teach him for going on hunger strikes," grinned Harry, but declined this punishment.<br /><br />The next cell had Chiam See Tong strapped to a table with his mouth open while a wild goose above walked around, crapping.<br />"Serves him right, but not for me," said Harry.<br /><br />The Devil opened the door to the last cell. J B Jeyaretnam was naked, chained to a post, while a Catherine Lim in leathers was forced to perform fellatio on him.<br />"What kind of punishment is that?" ejaculated Harry, "But in any case, I'll take it!"<br /><br />"Sure?" asked the Devil.<br />"Absolutely," replied the former Senior Minister of a tiny island.<br />"OK, in you go," ordered the Devil, as a few henchmen started to strap Harry Lee and bring him into the cell.<br /><br />Looking into the cell, the Devil shouted, "Right, Catherine, we've found your replacement, you can come out now!"<br /><br />http://www.talkingcock.com/html/joke...jcat=PoliticalAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8772491888812684500.post-45325522844157795882012-11-20T18:25:40.412+08:002012-11-20T18:25:40.412+08:0070% are local...local what? local residency permi...70% are local...local what? local residency permit holders who now reside locally...or local native singaporeans? Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8772491888812684500.post-27661315763514698842012-11-20T18:17:32.852+08:002012-11-20T18:17:32.852+08:00Starring TCJ as the cunning fox, LTY as a blur fuc...Starring TCJ as the cunning fox, LTY as a blur fuck, YI as a brown noser, KBW as the sinister one, NEH as a shepard and LKY is the tua pek kong.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8772491888812684500.post-12357997879588725632012-11-20T18:10:29.498+08:002012-11-20T18:10:29.498+08:00Maybe half if these are given citizenship to meet ...Maybe half if these are given citizenship to meet the quota?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8772491888812684500.post-18421886415402681692012-11-20T17:38:52.777+08:002012-11-20T17:38:52.777+08:00It runs in the family. Some call it a curse, other...It runs in the family. Some call it a curse, others refer to it as heaven sent.<br /><br />Yet some call it politics at its best.<br /><br />The day of reckoning is near and the hangman's noose swings ready.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8772491888812684500.post-90625613434489906932012-11-20T17:29:21.803+08:002012-11-20T17:29:21.803+08:00MOM Minister has to rely on MSM for the employment...MOM Minister has to rely on MSM for the employment figures.<br />Because if he uses his own MOM figures, the numbers may tell a different story.<br />Maybe 80% of jobs went to foreigners?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8772491888812684500.post-71300652769028678362012-11-20T16:25:19.758+08:002012-11-20T16:25:19.758+08:00Go figure why our greedy government aka pap-contro...Go figure why our greedy government aka pap-controlled government want to go into money-making business.<br /><br />http://www.tremeritus.com/2012/11/20/gic-tries-to-use-paper-companies-to-evade-taxes-and-bypass-korean-laws/<br /><br />because they have all the advantages and benefits of doing business here due to political power. Evading taxes through creative accounting and kangaroo policies only avail to the govt-related money-making business here, and nowhere else .<br /><br />It is well-known that kangaroos who exploited the Sinners here, try to do likewise in other countries through improper means and endup as DISGRACEFUL.<br /><br />It is not like it is new to us.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8772491888812684500.post-270501706285114472012-11-20T13:55:49.538+08:002012-11-20T13:55:49.538+08:00Lie meter readings.
Lui Tuck Yew : 0
Khaw Boon Wa...Lie meter readings.<br /><br />Lui Tuck Yew : 0<br />Khaw Boon Wan : 6<br />Yacoob Ibrahim: 9<br />Ng Eng Hen : 2<br />Lee Kuan Yew : 7<br />Tan Chuan Jin : 10Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8772491888812684500.post-68149093165425159452012-11-20T13:39:28.415+08:002012-11-20T13:39:28.415+08:00I LOL at the last bleep. The MOM minister has to r...I LOL at the last bleep. The MOM minister has to rely on the MSM to get the employment figures. WTF.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8772491888812684500.post-77989024585318623312012-11-20T12:42:50.295+08:002012-11-20T12:42:50.295+08:00In other words, it has EVERYTHING to do with the g...In other words, it has EVERYTHING to do with the govt?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8772491888812684500.post-70464137326383362402012-11-20T12:39:38.993+08:002012-11-20T12:39:38.993+08:00Very good CSI work on the origins of EM Services.
...Very good CSI work on the origins of EM Services.<br />The CEO position in EM Services.<br />Is it a political appointment?<br />Meaning is the CEO of EM Services a card carrying member of the Pro Alien Party?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8772491888812684500.post-26020177152150975072012-11-20T12:21:33.194+08:002012-11-20T12:21:33.194+08:00To summarize the quotes :
"it is not our pro...To summarize the quotes :<br /><br />"it is not our problem that there are problems, in fact we planned for there to be problems so that we can have a bigger paying job solving all the new problems, and you are welcome".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8772491888812684500.post-25257143832880737872012-11-20T12:12:35.388+08:002012-11-20T12:12:35.388+08:00One day I would like to publish a book entitle blo...One day I would like to publish a book entitle bloops and blunders from MIW...............anyone keen to helpAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8772491888812684500.post-55613104305623901812012-11-20T11:21:15.818+08:002012-11-20T11:21:15.818+08:00About E M Services
EMS is an established provider ...<b>About E M Services</b><br />EMS is an established provider of property and engineering management services jointly owned by Keppel Land and the Housing Development Board of Singapore.<br /><br /><b>About HDB Corporation Pte Ltd</b><br />A subsidiary of Temasek Holdings, HDB Corporation (HDBCorp) is an established provider of integrated urban planning, architectural & engineering design and other building consultancy services. Its core business also includes township development. Previously a Building Division under Singapore's Housing & Development Board, it plays a prominent role in furnishing the nation with a premium public housing programme. It has exported its expertise to various countries across Asia and the Middle East. Surbana Facilities Management is a wholly-owned subsidiary of HDBCorp and provides property management and maintenance services.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8772491888812684500.post-84265584931029875272012-11-20T10:50:40.406+08:002012-11-20T10:50:40.406+08:00Our MSM journalists, if they had been professiona...Our MSM journalists, if they had been professional enough, should have ask this stupid cow is EM Services related to the Govt by any chance ? Or who owns or appoints the GM for EM Services ? <br /><br />So was he telling all of us a blatant lie ?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com