Finally, a National Day ditty that makes lotsa sense. And if you are one of those who think otherwise, why so serious?
Why you eating a mint baby?
So I can kiss you, on the face -Why?
Because it's National Night - What??
You see this August the 9th, it's time to do our civic duty
And I"m not talking about speeches, fireworks, or parades
- But I like that stuff
I'm talking about the stuff after that stuff
I'm talking about making a baby, baby.
U ready? Leh-go!
The parade is long gone, the kids are in bed
Let's not watch fireworks, let's make 'em instead
Yeah, it's National Night and I want a baby, boo
I know U want it, so does the SDU
I ain't Merlion, baby, this is national duty
Let me SMS the details of our late night dooty call
Yes, y'all, I'll meet ya in the hall
Don't wake the kids up, cos they'll be appalled
About the stuff we gon' do up in that bedroom
I'll take your breath away like a sonic BOOM
It's National Night, yeah, so let's make fireworks ignite
It's National Night, let's make Singapore's birthrate spike
Singapore's population it needs some increasing
So forget waving flags this August 9th we be freaking
Like a government scholar I wanna cram real hard
Tap U all night like an EZ-link card
Let's make a lil' human that looks like you and me
Explorin' your body like the Night Safari
I'm a patriotic husband, you my patriotic wife
Lemme book into ya camp and manufacture Life
It's National Night, we'll gonna go all the way for Singapore
You know what I'm saying?
Light some candles while I sing the chorus
You're gonna do what you're gonna do baby
It's National Night, come on now let's get that baby bonus
Girl you're so hot I wanna turn on the AC
You finer than eating durian on the MRT
From Changi to Joo Koon, from PIE to the KPE
Your'e riding 70 mph on the AYE
If a fish and a lion can spawn an infant
You and I together, let's not do different
So mobilize your body coz my name is Mc'Loving
Put this track on repeat. let's put a bao in your oven -TAU SA PAU
It's National Night, I wanna upgrade your HDB baby
I can't wait to buy a $900 stroller, I wanna hang out on your void deck
It's National Night, you know what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying
It' gonna be a really, really, really, really fancy stroller
Whatever you doing right now,
Whether you're about to get your tau huay, get your National Night on,
If you're visiting Gardens by the Bay right now, get your National Night on
And if you're offended by this song, well, get your National Night on
It's August the 9th baby, this ain't no holiday
Raise that flag, get mobilized, and let your patriotism explode!
Cos it's National Night