Tuesday, January 21, 2014

SMRT Stinks

Near verbatim transcript of Briton Anton Casey's effluvial riposte:

"Before we start this journey together it is important for you to understand. I don't mean to offend anyone. Don't be offended, don't be angry at me. Be angry at your mom and dad, for raising you a wuss. Taadaa!"

Like thousands of others, resident foreign talent Casey has a bitch about Singapore's public transportation system. No, it's not about the fare hike and the frequency of breakdowns. Casey had to send his Porsche to the workshop and downgrade to an alternative malodorous mode of travel to his day job as Senior Portfolio Manager (Team Leader), HSBC International Banking Centre.


My friend's wife knew it was a bad move her husband bought a Ferrari when she overheard her son's exchange at the kindergarten playground:
"Did you come to school in the sports car?"
"Nah, we used mom's crappy Japanese SUV."

So who's the retard, father or son?

54 comments:

  1. What do you call a Chinese guy who worked for the Japanese Imperial Army in World War Two?

    How much can you trust the political party he founded?
    Do you think you can depend on his political party to improve the lives of Singaporeans?

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    1. You mean the OLD Foreign Ass licking Retard Translator?

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    2. Chinese, he's not Singaporean? You learn something new everyday.

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    3. There was no republic of singapore or a singaporean citizen in world war two.

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    4. Oh I see. Chinese national born and bred. Thanks for the history lesson.

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    5. British subject of Chinese descent lah you retard.
      Or Leetard.

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    6. Lee, father of post colonial Singapore in a skintight leetard? On second thought he looks better in his traditional Chinese scholar outfit - the red silk one.

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    7. The answer is TRAITOR.
      What was the question?

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    8. He was a Peranankan, not Chinese, and a true patriot of Syonan-to. He was serving his Japanese overlords when they were carrying out Sook Ching on the Chinese.

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  2. /// So who's the retard, father or son? ///

    Neither. The retard is the one who let them into Singapore.

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    1. Who let Anton into Singapore?
      The father or the son?

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    2. The complete answer is Father, Son and Holey Goh

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  3. The czars of this island has created a new sickness, called the class system. Very soon this will be a common sign - 'Singaporeans and dogs not admitted'. Be afraid, be very afraid.

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  4. What a fat ugly sonofabitch, this Anton fella. Ahhhhhhhhhh.

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  5. Foreign trash.. Hahaha.. his son would grow up being angry like a wuss after he lose his job at HSBC like the other trash.

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    1. Licking his silver spoon all the way to the bank.

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  6. Similar persona exists, home grown here.

    You find them using their tell tale symptoms..
    - high end, expensive cars
    - high end expensive baby strollers
    - high end expensive bicycle
    - high end expensive clothes for baby ( if any )
    - high end expensive head phones

    The need to have these visible is extreme

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  7. You heard that you Singaporean NS wuss.
    In times of war, you have to defend Anton Casey's private property and his Porsche.

    You have to defend Anton's Singaporean wife Bernice Wong.
    Bernice Wong once said:
    "I have never been able to click with local guys. Somehow, our personalities don't match up".
    You have to defend this bitch who despises you.

    And who created this shameful situation for NS men?
    Which political party is responsible?

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    1. Bernice, who’s now a make-up trainer at her own Bernice Wong Beauty International company, added: ‘I have never been able to click with local guys. Somehow, our personalities don’t match up.

      ‘I’ve only dated one local guy so my answers aren’t a good benchmark. ‘But I will say that the local guys I’ve met are pretty sheltered. I’d like them to be more masculine, not so ‘baby-ed’ and less childish.’

      You heard that you bunch of baby, childish Oprerationally Ready NS men.

      Are you ready to defend Bernice Wong?

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    2. Yup!
      Sing "Purple Light" with lots of gung-ho and march straight in..!!

      Let my buddies have a go too.

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    3. Err... no thanks.

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  8. Ha Ha.
    Another operationally ready foreigner whose loyalty levels qualify him to be a Singaporean by PAP's standards.

    Why do PAP love these type of foreigners so much?
    Because these foreigners have the same level of love and loyalty for Singaporeans .... just like the PAP.

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  9. Bernice Wong, is a nice lady and has declared long ago that "angmo is twa kee".

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    1. If her ang mo is really twa kee.
      That means she also very big down there already?

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  10. Wonder endorsement for our world class public transport system. A real stinker.

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  11. Its ok la, his son is bordering case of down syndrome, so the dad is entitled to some papig welfare la!

    Anyway, hot off the press!!! See link below on red dot income inequality from Oxfam.Singapore has the second worst income inequality in the world, after Disneyland.

    http://www.oxfam.org/sites/www.oxfam.org/files/bp-working-for-few-political-capture-economic-inequality-200114-summ-en.pdf

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  12. Looks very much like a toad,
    however, a local princess fell for it.
    Euro exchange rate is better than Sin dollar.

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    1. Ang Mo lovers will be drooling and licking their collective lips.

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  13. And who the hell are we defending...

    Singapore and its people...

    Or the PAP and people like these "allow" to look down on others...

    And LHL is proud of this?

    He Xiao liao lah...zzz

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  14. He is dead meat if i find him on the road

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    1. You mean you'll be dead meat. This guy has powerful friends.

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  15. Hmm....
    Looks like his Porsche will go car hospital frequently.
    Buyer beware if he is selling it.

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  16. Those running dogs must be wondering why the hell is PAP forever cursed when they think they didn't do anything wrong ?

    Looks like it's about time that LKY's son move over for someone more competent to take over. Otherwise the curse just continues ....

    WP don't even have to do anything, no need to state any stand. The way it goes, PAP will go into panic mode.

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  17. 3. —(1) A seditious tendency is a tendency —

    (a) to bring into hatred or contempt or to excite disaffection against the Government;
    (b) to excite the citizens of Singapore or the residents in Singapore to attempt to procure in Singapore, the alteration, otherwise than by lawful means, of any matter as by law established;
    (c) to bring into hatred or contempt or to excite disaffection against the administration of justice in Singapore;
    (d) to raise discontent or disaffection amongst the citizens of Singapore or the residents in Singapore;
    (e) to promote feelings of ill-will and hostility between different races or classes of the population of Singapore.

    Specific to (e), Casey can be arrested under section 66. All that is required is a police report.

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    1. Is Section 66 more to control Singaporeans or to control foreigners?

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  18. Where is Desmond Kwek and Lui Tuck Yew....your smrt trains are "smelly"...are you not going to sue or is it the truth that the trains are smelly....Tuck Yew..

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  19. What can we do if this country stoops so low in order to grow its economy and punch above its weight? I'm not surprised if there are silent supporters of Anton Casey who are commiserating with his predicament. Yes, they probably think that those of us who take the MRT stink too?

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    1. Ah! But which political party is responsible for managing our economy to the point when we need people who clearly despise us to bring us economic growth?

      We are asked to sacrifice everything to make Singapore better.
      Including becoming 2nd class citizens in our own country.
      And this is all we get for our sacrifices?
      You tell me.
      Is this a good government?

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    2. I think the Sin Government is the best in the World.
      But, I am daft sinkie.

      patriot

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    3. His utterances reflect the view of PTC and our Leeders.

      Those who take public transport have no dignity and worse are those who have to apply for fare vouchers or concessions! And being the wusses that they are, they will continue to elect the party to screw and squeeze them.


      Saycheese

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  20. He's not worth a second of our time and attention.

    Anyone who thinks a car makes a man, and he has just One car, only a Porsche, is obviously terribly insecure. Can't blame him, considering his lack of looks and body. And from what he says, he's also a pretty shallow person.

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  21. PAP MP - Baey Yam Keng
    Do I have to reflect again?
    Is it Singaporeans' fault again?

    You and PAP clearly do not represent Singaporeans or any of our values.
    So why do you still insist on being our MP?

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  22. Waaaaaah! This wuss has powerful friends even at SPH.
    This is how the shitty times reported his "apology":
    "I deeply regret having offended and disrepected the people of Singapore.
    I wish for nothing more than to be forgiven for my poor judgement and given a second chance to rebuild the trust people have had in me as a resident of this wonderful country."

    This is what he actually wrote:
    "I have offended and disrespected the people of Singapore, my family – especially my five-year-old son. He is an innocent party to this unfortunate and extremely stressful situation.
    I wish for nothing more than to be forgiven for my poor judgement and given a second chance to rebuild the trust people had in me as a resident of this City – specifically for my family."

    Plus the subtle threat he has made a police report against his detractors.

    Meanwhile a Singaporean has been arrested for the poor judgement of making up a Jiak Liao Bee picture on his Facebook account. Which the police is using against him as "evidence".

    Teo Chee Hean was quick to repatriate the Indian "rioters", will he act against Anton Casey? No way, he needs the guy to make up the 6.9 million.

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  23. I agree - its worthless throwing accusations and stooping low to fight on insults - its primitive neardenthalesque white-man thing to want to punch below the navel.

    The issue for red dotters is what makes the SMRT appear "to stink" when just 10 years ago, people were boasting it was better than HK's MTR. And whether anyone up there really wants to see light at the end of the SMRT tunnel.

    The often cited GKS philosophy is copy from others who had the same problem. Here the best place to learn from is the HK MTR, which has moved on and up, improved, and now manages some of the world's busiest and most reliable train networks from Germany to New York, while the crony-led temasek-owned SMRT flounders and sinks into stench.

    Unfortunately instead of asking the logical question of ow the SMRT and MTR differs. Lui went to MTR, returned to say "nothing to learn - we are different". And JT went on another jolly trip to Taiwan, came back and say to improve transport service, operators must pay better and problems will solve itself. So after the wayang, the taxpayers have to dole out a billion $, followed by incessant fare hikes that will go on for years, justified by another crony-led PTC. And so the elites' solution to the transportation problems, instead of drawing lessons from how MTR improves its maintenance and reliability, to throw more taxpayers' money at the issues - change everything and spend lots of money, boost GDP and stretch out the problem to spend even more in years to come. Of course the unspoken agenda is to enrich themselves (lots of papigs own real estate along the new lines) and their cronies (lots are contractors, cleaning, M&E works etc) along the way. Must not let a good crisis go to waster, must milk it to the maximum, like Chandra Das and his GCB-owning Papigs always know how to do. Worst of all, the elites don't consider the breakdowns and other transportation issues as a "problem". because GDP is boosted to load their pockets, cronies get lucrative contracts, and of course they travel via Merc, Porshe, Lambos etc.

    The problems in SMRT all have solutions, its mechanical or electrical or control systems. If NY London and Paris tubes which are far more complex and all over 100 years are more reliable, SMRT can do better and easily, if only the problem is tackled head on rather than seen as another chance for the elites to milk the system. So if you wonder why Sor is replaced by a bunch of generals instead of someone from MTR or people with real experience on running mass rapid systems, don't hurt your brain by thinking too hard..

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  24. Where is sniffer Lui Tuck Yew? With his acute olfactory nerves, which came into prominence in the Little India riot, he cannot smell the stench in his own backyard? Or his snout can only detect the presence of alcohol and not the odour of a mass of humanity in his packed trains?

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    1. The message is very clear. Get off your butt and do something about your overcrowded trains, then you won't have these ang mohs bad mouthing your transport system. And it is not just by building more lines. The solution is actually very simple - cut down the number of foreigners in this red dot. Taadaa!

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  25. If a Minister is coward enough to deny that he has ever watched any porn in his entire life as if it is the greatest sin, do you think he will be intelligent enough to tackle his problems head on with the right perspective ?

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  26. Hey Singaporean, you better show respect and treat foreigners better. Did I hear someone said that some days ago or am I hallucination?

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  27. Yep, think our leaders are addicted to angmo farts. Singaporeans better feed them their addiction.

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  28. The guy had inadvertently compromised his own and his family's wellbeings in Sin.
    They will be better off staying away from Sin.

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  29. "But the firm at which he works has launched an investigation and condemned his crass comments."

    http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/british-expat-banker-anton-casey-hiding-over-facebook-poor-people-sneer-1433406

    Note: Not a beep out of the millionaire ministers to date, not even a call to reflect from MP Baey

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  30. Granted the guy is a pos, he could even be a by-product of UK's council house and its social stigma.
    You're only 5M+ now. Imagine what it will be like when you're 7M! Truth be told, I was in Singapore last summer. The MRT's air conditioning was leaking hot humid air, sardine-packed and stinky of human odor.
    I do not find that level of unpleasantess in London Tube, Berlin U-Bahn, Paris Metro, Tokyo Metro, etc.

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  31. Die lah ! Too many FTs (foreign trashes) in our country, such as this one. We, sinkies, are bullied, and soon these FTs are climbing on tops of us and controlling us. They are very daring now. We, sinkies, must quickly wake up from our slumber or else............ it's too late !

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